🎄 Gay Apparel, Santa NFT's + Eggnography🎄

Dec 24, 2021

I have so much to share with you!

🎄1st, my holiday video card: *WARNING* I shake my a$$ like a bowl full of jelly.

🎄2nd: My family’s annual “EGGNOGRAPHY” letter to Santa.
This year was a dig at NFT’s.

Dear Santa!

We heard the North Pole Toy Factory got converted to making COVID Home Testing Kits. While we appreciate your service, that is going to leave a lot of disappointed kids. Can you imagine expecting a toy train and instead having to shove a swab up your nose!?!

Luckily we have a solution!

NFT’s!!!

It stands for “No Fun Toys.” Kinda like Beanie Babies you don’t play with, or action figures that you never take out of the box.

Truthfully, we don’t fully understand them. But we’re told they are real and very valuable — as long as you can convince others to believe. And YOU, Mr. Claus, are the master at making people believe.

I think all you need to do is email each kid and tell them they are now 1/200th owners of some blockchain-authenticated reindeer poop. (You could also bring back “Blitzencoin Crypto.”)

Bottom line: it is the wrong time to be visiting indoors in millions of people’s homes. Stay at the North Pole tonight. Quarantine with Ms. Claus and distribute digital gifts and/or experiences.

Keeping yourself and the world’s children well is the best gift you could give.

Love,
Jimmy & Johnny.

P.s. if you figure out the NFT thing, we want in on yours.
(Previous year’s letters are at Eggnography.com.)

🎄 3rd, The classic Burning Man Xmas story: